don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful
I’m gonna read twist and shout while listening to twist and shout and eating twist and shout
DID I FUCKING STUTTER